(and now for the editors commentary about how HOW EVIL HE IS!!!)

narrator: and so 1, 2, and 3 were shocked at the narrator's appearance.....

2 You know, you could just let them hear it strait from us....

narrator: but then what would be my purpose? this world is a void in the first place BECAUSE it removes everything that does not have a universal purpose.....

1 Well it's quite hard to create a purpose in a void!

3then what's our purpose?

ALL: ................

1 maybe we just PRESUME that we have a purpose, that we just PRESUME that we're here.......maybe......MAYBE WE'RE ALL JUST TEXT!!!!!!

2 OMIGAWD! LOOK! THERE'S A SCREEN!

2 I......I can see a teen-aged boy......but he hasn't hit puberty yet......

ALL: IT'S THE "REAL" WORLD!!!!!

(the rest of the story shall take COMIC BOOK form!)

do you like it? just look at the icon description for more details......I generally don't even like anime.......

a very cheezy joke i came up with at a party. alright, here it is:

a man decides to go spelunking, you know, just for fun.

well, he finds several shady looking people grouped together, one of which has a gun, in one of the caves he's exploring.

the man with the gun says:"hey! It's a new guy!......Hmmmm, you know what? I bet a 100 bucks that if you shoot a gun at the cave wall over there, you'll kill yourself!

and the man says with a slight smile:"OOoooh no, I see through your plan! Your gonna offer me that gun, but It'll be rigged and explode in my face, and it'll probably kill me! But i have my OWN gun with me that i keep!"

the man takes out his gun, points it at the specified cave wall, and shoots.
the bullet bounces back, and kills him.

you wanna know why? it was a con cave...



also here's a funny image i found:

it's AMAZING how well these cats talk!

warning women....this is what men do in their spare time....

psychiatry to overcome the fact that your worst enemy is your father?
300 credits...

constant repairs to fix those pesky droids who are too funny let die?
900 credits...


training and supporting your rag-tag and make-shift team to overcome the empire?
2000 credits...


actually seeing that whiny teenage brat defeat the empire with his uber force skillz?
priceless



for everything else...there's master jedi

KONK! OW! MORE POEMS!



1 look! up in the sky!

2 it's a bird!

3 it's a plane!

3 it's an anvil?

1 either way it proves existence out there in this void!

2 it's come to save us all!

3 HEY! it's getting CLOSER!

12&3 ............

12&3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 well....this anvil from the sky either proves or disproves creationism...

3 and/or that god has a sick sense of humor.....

1 hey wait a second...do you think it came from that dimension of madness?

2 no...it was condemed a long time ago...

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1 well there MUST be alien life out there...i mean we found the kitty...

2 yeah what happened? how did you get here?

3 i just appeared here because there was a lack of plot devices...

1&2 THEN THAT MUST MEAN-

narrator: hello!


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NEXT: THE CHARACTER YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! (yes, I'M the narrator!)

ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!



2 ack...

1 hello?

2 iiiick....

1 OH COME ON! i havn't even started the poem!

3 as we can see, there have been some cases of people having brain damage before they even HEARD the poem...

1 what are you? the evil side of david attenburough?

2 HEY! GOOD ONE!




2 (trips) WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (FWUMP!)

2 GAD! i feel so STUPID!

2 hey! why aren't you going to help me up?

1 i'm waiting for the NEWs

3 HEY! GOOD ONE!

2 this does not bode well...




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3 ok...there's only ONE way to settle this...a BAD PUN CONTEST!!!

1&2 OOOOHHHHHH NNNOOOOOO!!!!

3 well....go on....start....

1&2 uhhh...well, um ...who, you...buti..don't,well....dang...what?

3 DON'T TELL ME YOU TWO DON'T DO BAD PUNS!

1&2 THAT'S ABOUT IT!

3 oh well, i guess were going to have to leave this to the reader's then...



THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GET TO COMMENT YOUR BAD PUNS (this also includes shaggy dog stories and riddles)

p.s. no star wars puns and animaniacs rip-off's (this includes no benny hill)

cheese....yup, cheese. bananas if you think it's music...





I DID THE MATH!!!!!!!!!!!



....wait a sec.....



oops, i guess banana's are a bit biased through evolution...but cheese will be forever



yeah i know...you mice are feelin' all high an' mighty right now...

but the cat's are still in on this...they're way above the whole "god" thing

and speaking on the whole non-existence of god...

we go back to the hitchhiker theory

but the real question is it the perfection of cats or the strange "intelejent yet idiotic at the same time" behavior of humans that disproves god

if it's humans, dogs get bragging rights until humans destroy themselves...cats don't want that

if it's cats, cats get bragging towards EVERYTHING...FOREVER, EVERYTHING...FOREVER dosn't want that especially since cats can be VERY haughty...

cats even get bragging rights towards cheese...mice dont want that...

so, with the non-existence of god proven anyway, it all boils down this small sentence:

and mother nature says "MOVE OVER!".

you know......i wonder how much i get paid for this....



1 YOU KNOW! I'M JUST GONNA GIVE UP! IF YOU WANT A SUBJECT OTHER THAN DEAD PARROT YOU'VE GOT ONE! GRABDSvrdvfdbnsywvfdareabgteb da gre greqfr!!!!!!t%$#@!#vreqg%$!?!?!?FDFVBRFED

2 YAY! back to our old writers block buddy!

3 you know....i kinda like that subject...



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2 watchya doin?

1 writing a poem about GRABDSvrdvfdbnsywvfdareabgteb da gre greqfr!!!!!!t%$#@!#vreqg%$!?!?!?FDFVBRFED

2 you know i have to question your writers block because you make a stupid subject but you are able to remember it...



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1 makes no sense worth hearing about
wouldn't even entertain a senile trout
there is no isn't rough rhyme
i'm running out of time
much like this infernal word
why am i doing this poem?
(couldn't find something that goes well with GRABDSvrdvfdbnsywvfdareabgteb da gre greqfr!!!!!!t%$#@!#vreqg%$!?!?!?FDFVBRFED)

2 nope...you do have writers block...and this time it's DEEP!

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3 HEY! I KNOW! your subject could be about cats

1 hmmm i'll need some cat to interview

3 HELLO! I'M A CAT! AND A TALKING ONE AT THAT!

2 GO FETCH!

3 YYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

1 as i was saying...



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THIS....IS AN EX-POEM!




2 WAIT! I KNOW! HOW ABOUT INDIANS AND COWBOYS! THAT'S A GOOD CONCEPT!

1 too old...

2 ninja's vs. pirates?

1 too clashing...

2 aliens and robots?

1 too futeristic...

2 oh COME ON!

3 ooh! i know! how about poets and critics?

2&1 ...

3 just a suggestion...


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1 this entry has been cut out due to low funding

2 no it hasn't...

1 ok, let's just say some things are bast left forgotten

3 OH PLEASE! IT'S JUST THAT HIS PANTS FELL DOWN SUDDEENLY!

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



2BLAGHRKKK! BLEEEEEEEHCK!

1you disgust me....

2no, YOUR poems disgust ME!

3(you two are disgusting)



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1 hey! I KNOW! DEAD PARROT!!! its a perfect concept!

2&3 NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


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2 how many times do we have to go over this?....your only supposed to make TIMELESS poems!

1 how is this not timeless? its gonna be a while before parrots evolve....

2 NO! i mean the sketch!

3 you know....monty python will never die anyway....

1 monty python? who's he?

2&3 WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?


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2 ok....lets just get this over with and use our OWN sketches!

1 YOU WERE LUCKY TO HAVE A SKETCH! WE used to have to use a joke!

3 YOU were lucky to have a JOKE! would've been a comedian to us....

3 WE had to had to keep on using the same bad pun next to a WASHED OUT BAR!

2OOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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we're just not funny are we?

(ahem)..when we last left our heroes(?)....DUNH DUUUUUNH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



3 you know....i'm begging to think something is wrong with him...

1 no...i think it's rather nice...he's finally enjoying the wonders of poetry....

2 little twit, little twit,
your phrases are nothing but a snip,
also a snitch mind you
you emphasize "P.U."


1 SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!



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2 days doth wonder round my head
or round what? it must be round...
are you behind or are you ahead?
it all leads you to go back to bed...


1 STOP!!!!

3 but i thought you LIKED him doing poetry....

1 i do......it's just that he's doing it BETTER than me!

3 he sure is....i think he's on to something with that poem.....

1 don't tell me he's about to actually have MEANING to his poems!....


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3 .....ok, there's only ONE way to settle this....A BATTLE OF POETRY!

1 up down, up down
left right, who where?
i dont even give a care,
keep on moving, dont stop to stare
go up the stairs
but we still look at all...
dang i'm tired of the mall!


2 round the flowers blow
they begin to seem no more
cool air rushes in to breeze
at night while the sea shows...
a performance that nobody knows
as the the waters freeze
to the brittle core
a warning he who see's
at night the cold somehow glows
a sadness of the past grows
the beach is dead........

2 WELL THAT WASN'T ANY GOOD!

2 in fact...i dont think any poem is good...

2 what a wast of time...

1&3 WE'VE GO HIM BACK!!!!

1 wait a second..who won?

3 who do you think?.........................................


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short lived, but entertaining problem...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!...........(cough,cough)(wheeze,wheeze)poems always catch me off guard.....




11!

22!

33!

123 BLAST OOOOOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!



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3uhhhhhh....

2THAT'S JUST GREAT! WE WENT FROM A WHITE VOID TO A BLACK VOID!!!!!

1well....at least its different....

2now i know why you have writers block....


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1 see! its not completely black, there are little white dots!

3holes....

SHATTER!!!!!!

2AH GREAT, KNOW WE'RE BACK IN A WHITE VOI- AAAIIIICCCKKKKK!!!!

2 dots, dots....why are they not?
'cause behind are holes that you might spot
that come in bits when you hit the roof...
thought strains when the strainer breaks: "my problem is in deep and hot"
like toast in the kitchen that flips....




DUUNH DUNH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Dear readers,

I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTINUE "POEMS FROM THE VOID" UNABRIDGED!

BACK AGAIN I SEE?!?!?


1 hath not the music the power of poison? to begin in one's bosom and slowly seep and creep towards the heart. and lkill the emptiness inside?

2i dunno...but your poems sure are killin' me!



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1it's amazing how i can come up with these poems so fluently

2and that fluency just sweeps my attention away...


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3ok! ok! stop it you two!

1he started it!

2so what? it's not my fault your poems are you girlfriend!

1that's not what i meant by "literature is my one true love"!!!



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with my house being so conveniently close to the park and all....i ended up studying the the canadian geese there. 1 it helped that they had good experiences with humans(getting easy food and all) and they were use to it....2some of them were even tagged so they could be kept track of by OTHER people who were studying them. but.....let me tell you....those people dont got the info I got! you see....i've discovered many things about communicating with canadian geese. here are some of my studies:


social behavior: geese aren't downright afraid of humans, unlike squirrels who will take a look at you and skitter off if you make the slightest of movements, nor are geese skittish. geese will keep a close eye on you....and simply waddle away to make room for you. of course, you can still see suspicion in their eyes. geese fights usually dont escalate up to a full out brawl....they just take a nip or two at each with a few honks or hisses, but they usually only hiss at humans if they're really annoyed at us. there is also social status in the groups that they travel in, but not a pecking order that i am aware of. when a "gaggle" of geese decide to move, there is definitely something going on. the geese who hold there heads up high lead the gaggle on their trip and the ones bending their long necks down touching their backs are mostly in the back of the gaggle. ALSO, the geese that stand their ground to humans are almost always found holding their necks up, if not as far as they can. while there may be geese "leaders*" they do not look after the gaggle in any way that that i know of.


communication:there aren't that many ways that i have discovered to communicate with a goose...most of them are just ways to make others back off...and even more so, most of it is just body language...oh well, here is what i've discovered so far anyway.....


Back off!: there are many ways to say this in goose language both verbally and non-verbally, you can:
1hiss
2honk
3hold yourself up high and just stare(this is also used by ducks to say that they are high in social status)
4peck at im
5chase im off

suprisingly, waving your wings fiercley isnt usually used to say BACK OFF!

OVER HERE!/FOLLOW ME!
1HONKHONKHONK(you get the idea...you honk,somebody else honks with you, then eventually EVERYBODY is honking...)
2 if you are one of the gaggle *"leaders"* the gaggle simply does what you do...


???: i dont know what this means, but for some reason geese will come up to you and do a kind of body wave with their necks. for some reason....if you do a body wave more grandly and greater then them it makes them go away. i cant say for sure this is a BACK OFF thing because it just doesn't seem like they're threatening me....bt then again.....oh well, i look into it later....till then, BID ME LUCK! BYE!!!!




P.S. *since I found out that geese have leaders, i get to create a word for it: Marchman, plural: marchmen


as in a goose marchman, a leader of a gaggle of gease

there is usually more than one marchman*

YES! I am now declaring the official P.I.N.C. day tomarrow! "what is P.I.N.C.?" you ask? It's a group that I made up! P.I.N.C. stands for Pirates and i want YOU to comment saying wich one YOU ARE!
Indians
Ninjas
Cowboys






P.S: P.I.N.C. has two sub-divisions not put in the name: Aliens & Robots

I have come to a decision about whether i should stop entering my series "poems from the void". I am collecting my series into one book, where i shall continue working on it until i see fit that it is done. i COULD continue to write the entries on journal...but I plan to make a profit on this project.if I can obtain the required enthusiasm (votes) from my readers, I could definitely continue my series publicly.




with eager respect,
thewonderboy



(please comment your view)

poems....nuff said....NOT!



1 hey....i'm having one of those falling dreams!

2(yawn) blah! also unoriginal....please get out of your writers block...even your dreams are boring

3 writers block overload warning #3


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3 watchya doin'?

1 making a writer's block overload warning book....your idea was so good!

3 that would be #2...getting your ideas from other people

1 perfect!


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AND NOW YOU HAVE IT! A SECTION FROM THE WRITER'S BLOCK OVERLOAD HANDBOOK!


(#0 you constantly use pulp culture references to make your writing interesting)
AAAAHHHHHH! ITS DARTH VADER!!!!!
#1 you start to think there is no pulp culture (bad even if you are right)

#2 you get your ideas from other (normal?) people

#3 even your dreams are boring

#4 you write about something you've never experienced

#5 like a series of running gags about writer's block

#6 you try to view the world from a different perspective

#7 AND KILL THE REBELS!

#8 "errr..uhhh" is all you can say ( much like me after 6 and 7)

#9 ate 9

# you make really bad puns that don't even fit in your writing

#&*)%^?! you cant even (properly) make a list of 11 little things


(couldn't think up ending statement)